What has A Tail, Big Nose and a Trunk?? A rat on vacation!
Jokes
Just Missed
Monday, 02 April 2007 15:06
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.
"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep."
From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!"
Bookmark
Email This
Hits: 868
Trackback(0)
TrackBack URI for this entryComments (0)
Write comment
Show/Hide comment form
| < Prev | Next > |
|---|