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A Woman went to the store, steals a can of peaches and gets caught.

She goes before the judge and the judge asks, "How many peaches were in the can?"

She says, "Nine."

He said, "Were they good?"

She said, "They were delicious!"

The judge said, "I'm going to give you one day in jail for each peach you ate."

All of a sudden her husband raises his hand and the judge says, "Do you have something important to say about this?"

"Yes, she also stole a can of peas!!"

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