This man just could not remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided him with the dates and instructions to send flowers along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband."
His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went
well until one day, many bouquets later, when he came home, kissed his
wife and said offhandedly,
"Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get them?"