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A number of bartenders were asked if they could predict a person's personality based on drink they ordered. Their answers were very consistent: 

Female Drinks 

She orders: Beer 
Meaning: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. 
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. 

She orders: Blender Drinks 
Meaning: Whiny, annoying, high maintenance. 
Approach: Avoid her unless you want to be her cabin boy. 

She orders: Mixed Drinks 
Meaning: Older, more refined, very picky; knows exactly what she wants. 
Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she is interested, she'll send you a drink. 

She orders: Wine (other than White Zinfandel) 
Meaning: Conservative and classy. Sophisticated, yet giggles. 
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. 

She orders: White Zinfandel 
Meaning: Easy. Thinks she is classy and sophisticated. Actually clueless. 
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is. This should be an easy. 

She orders: Shots 
Meaning: Likes to get totally drunk... and naked. 
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. 

Male Drinks 

He orders: Domestic Beer 
Meaning: He's poor and wants to get laid. 

He orders: Imported Beer 
Meaning: He likes good beer, isn't poor, and wants to get laid. 

He orders: Wine 
Meaning: He's hoping that drinking wine will make him look sophisticated and help him get laid. 

He orders: Whiskey 
Meaning: He doesn't care about anything but getting laid. 

He orders: Tequila 
Meaning: He's thinking the toothless waitress looks good. 

He orders: White Zinfandel 
Meaning: He's gay. 

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