A man visited his doctor because he had a severe stuttering problem. After a thorough examination, the doctor consulted with the patient.
Doctor: "It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that
your penis is about six inches too long and it is pulling on your vocal
cords, thereby causing you this annoying problem of stuttering."
Patient: "Ddddd octttor. Whhaaat cccan I dddo?"
The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and states
that there is a procedure where we can free up the strain on the vocal
cords by removing that six inches from the penis, freeing him from this
The patient stuttering badly states that this problem has caused
him so much embarrassment, as well as, loss of employment and that
anything would be worth it. The doctor plans for the procedure. The
operation is a success and six months later the patient comes in for
his follow up.
Patient: "Doctor, the operation was a success. I have not stuttered
since the operation. I have a great new job and my self esteem is
fantastic. However, there is one problem My wife says that she sort of
misses the great sex we used to have before the extra six inches were
removed. So I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those six
The doctor scratched his forehead, thought for a minute and said,
"I dddoonnn't ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould bbbbee possssssibbble."