Two men are sitting in the doctor's office.
The first man is holding his shoulder in pain, while the second has ketchup in his hair, fried egg down the front of his shirt and two sausages sticking out of his pockets.
After a while, the second man asks the other what happened.
"My cat got stuck in a tree," the man says, gripping his arm. "I went up after him and fell out. I think I've broken my shoulder. You?"
"Oh, it's nothing serious," the second man replies. "I'm just not eating properly."