This is serious...a "WORK" virus is on the loose...
If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via e-mail, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague... DO NOT OPEN IT! The "work" virus has been circulating round our building for months and those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found that their social life is deleted and the brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter "work" via e-mail, then to transmogrify the virus, send an e-mail to your boss with the words, "I've had enough of your shit...I'm off down the pub". The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain and your career will now be successfully destroyed.
If you receive "work" in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest pub with two friends and order 3 pints. After repeating this action 14 times you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you.
Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone in your personal mailbox, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life.
Go out and get some friends you sad bastard.