A blonde was walking by the travel agent and saw a sign that said Cruise for $39. She walked in and plunked her money on the table.
The travel agent grabbed her, tied her to a wooden plank and threw her into the river out back. Another blonde walked in a few minutes later, plunked down her money and she too was grabbed, tied to a wooden plank and thrown into the river out back. The current was swift, so she caught up with the first blonde and they both floated together for a while.
She asked, "Do they serve drinks on this cruise?"
The first blonde said,. . . "They didn't last time."