There was a blonde named Candi. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. So one day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible.
With her new car, she went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the shepherd over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep," she said.
"Well, thank you," said the herder.
"Tell you what... I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"Okay," replied the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" asked the woman.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382."
"Wow!" said the herder, "That's amazing. You're exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
The herder watched this and then said to her, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you."
"What's that?" she asked.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"