A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?", asked the Dr.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", she said.
"All over? Be a little more specific". said the Dr.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger & yelled. "ow, that hurts". Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "That hurts,too". Then she touched her right earlobe,"That even hurts" she cried.
The Dr. looked at her thoughtfully for a moment & asked, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why, yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor, "You have a broken finger."