Arbitrator (ar'-bi-tray-ter): A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable (uh-voy'-duh-buhl): What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney (buh-lo'-nee): Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette (burn'-a-det): The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize (bur'-gler-ize): What a crook sees with.
Control (kon-trol'): A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters (kown-ter-fit-ers): Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse (i-klips'): what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper (i'-drop-ur): a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes (hee'-rhos): what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank (left' bangk'): what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty (mis'-tee): How some golfers create divots.
Paradox (par'-uh-doks): two physicians.
Parasites (par'-uh-sites): what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist (farm'-uh-sist): a helper on the farm.
Polarize (po'-lur-ize): what penguins see with.
Primate (pri'-mat): removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief (ree-leef'): what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck (rub'-er-nek): what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress (seem'-stres): describes 250 pounds in a size six.
Selfish (sel'-fish): what the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued (sub-dood'): like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
Sudafed (sood'-a-fed): bringing litigation against a government.