Fred pulled out to avoid a child, fell off the sofa and strained his ankle.
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Horny Bird
Friday, 23 June 2006 08:45
A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra.
Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits
for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets
and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of
them.
Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.
Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
"What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"
The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs on a frozen chicken?"
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