Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron!
The 2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?" Says the 1st atom, "I'm positive."
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Bone of Steel
Sunday, 06 June 2004 08:45
Bill goes to visit his doctor on his birthday, a look of concern quite evident on his face. The doctor says, "Hey there, Bill. What seems to be the problem?"
"Well, Doc," Bill replies, "It's a little embarrassing.
You see, when I was 14, my erections were like solid steel...I couldn't bend them down or from side to side."
The doctor nodded.
"When I was 24," Bill continued, "I found I could bend my erections down just a bit."
The doctor nodded.
"When I was 34, I found I could bend them a couple of inches down, and at least an inch to either side."
The doctor nodded once again.
Bill went on, "And now that I'm 44, I find that I can bend my erections almost all the way down and side to side. So, Doc, I'm really worried, and I have just one question to ask you."
"And what would that be, Bill?" replied the doctor.
"Doc," Bill asked, "Just how much stronger am I gonna get?"
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