Jokes

Deathbed

Irish Hijinks

Abe, an old Jewish man, was dying. On his deathbed, he looked up and said, "Is my wife here?"

His wife replies: "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you.."

So Abe asks, "Are my children here?"

"Yes, daddy, we're all here," say the children.

Abe inquires, "Are my other relatives also here?"

And they say, "Yes, we are all here..."

So Abe sits up and yells,"THEN WHY IS THE LIGHT ON IN THE KITCHEN?!?"

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