" Dogs have Masters... Cats have STAFF "
Thursday, 03 October 2002 08:45
A Jewish gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery.
On her next birthday, he bought her nothing.
She was quick to comment loud and long on his thoughtlessness.
He replied, "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year."
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