Jokes

Texas Hunters

Irish Hijinks

A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to
the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can
help. But first, lets make sure he's dead."

"OK", the hunter says.... He puts down the phone, then there is a silence, then a shot is heard.....

The hunter says, "OK, now what?"

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