" I'm into golf now. I'm getting pretty good. I can almost hit the ball as far as I can throw the clubs. "

Making Love

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Irish Hijinks

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Paddy met Mick in the street and said, "Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?"

"Why?" Paddy asked.

"Because," said Mick, "all the street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday."

Mick said, "Silly buggers, the laugh is on them. I wasn't home yesterday."

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