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Women's Golfing Terms
Monday, 03 March 2008 15:53
'Casablanca' followed by 'African Queen.'
What guys need to learn to do.
Weight on their driver's license.
Lunch we eat when we'd rather have a cheeseburger.
Time to get new pantyhose.
Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.
You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.
'No thanks. Just a sliver.'
Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.
Time to get our nails done again.
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