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Holy Water

Kids

A priest was walking down the street, when a small boy approached from the other direction carrying a bottle of acid. The priest was afraid that the child might injure himself, so he offered to trade a bottle of holy water for the dangerous fluid.

'What will holy water do?' asked the boy.

'Well' replied the priest, 'I rubbed this on a woman's belly and she passed a baby.'

To which the boy replied, 'That's nothing. I rubbed this on a cat's arse and it passed a motorcycle.'

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