Newsflash! John Howard's library burned down on the weekend and two books, amongst other personal belongings, were destroyed!
The real tragedy was that he hadn't finished colouring in one of them.
Jokes
Formerly
Tuesday, 31 October 2006 08:02
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday.
"Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for 'Name of your former bank.'
After a slight hesitation, she put down 'Piggy.'
Bookmark
Email This
Hits: 965
Trackback(0)
TrackBack URI for this entryComments (0)
Write comment
Show/Hide comment form
| < Prev | Next > |
|---|