Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
New Toy
Friday, 28 July 2006 08:45
Tom had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids
together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison:
"Okay, Dad, you get the toy."
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