On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
Jokes
Back to Bed
Sunday, 02 July 2006 08:45
A young teen volunteered to baby-sit one night
so his mom could have an evening out to do some Christmas shopping...
At bedtime he sent the munchkins upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. One child kept creeping down the stairs but the young man kept sending him back.
About 8:30 p.m., the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor Mrs. Johnson, asking whether her son Timmy was there.
The young man brusquely replied, "No".
Just then a little head appeared over the banister and a voice shouted, "I'm here Mom but he won't let me come home!"
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