" My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. "
Tuesday, 05 September 2000 08:45
One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.
The student said it was dead.
The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said, "I pissed in it's ear."
The teacher said, "You what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."
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