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" Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck? A: A duck filled fatty puss! "

Who Can Tell Me

Kids

Teacher: "Who can tell me what the former ruler of Russia was called?"

Class: "Tsar."

Teacher: "Correct; and what was his wife called?"

Class: "Tsarina."

Teacher: "What were the Tsar's children called?"

There was a pause, and then a timid voice from the back quipped up: "Tsardines!"

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