" Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
A: A duck filled fatty puss! "
Who Can Tell Me
Saturday, 14 June 2003 08:45
Teacher: "Who can tell me what the former ruler of Russia was called?"
Class: "Tsar."
Teacher: "Correct; and what was his wife called?"
Class: "Tsarina."
Teacher: "What were the Tsar's children called?"
There was a pause, and then a timid voice from the back quipped up: "Tsardines!"
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