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" The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. "

Driving

Kids

One day my friend Harry was driving with one of his little Grandsons and beeped the horn by mistake. The little boy turned and looked at him for an explanation.

Harry said, "I did that by accident."

His Grandson replied, "I know that, Grandpa."

Harry replied, "How did you know?"

His Grandson said, "Because you didn't say 'asshole!' afterwards."

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