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Here Lies Shirley
Tuesday, 10 June 2003 08:45
A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads:
"Here lies Shirley, wife of John Fergul, L. L. D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice, and Immigration Legal Services "
Suddenly, the lawyer bursts into tears. His brother says, "You should cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on Shirley's tombstone !"
Through his tears, the lawyer sobs, "You don't understand! They left out the phone number and Email!"
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