Newsflash! John Howard's library burned down on the weekend and two books, amongst other personal belongings, were destroyed!
The real tragedy was that he hadn't finished colouring in one of them.
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Good News
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 08:45
A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, 'I've got good news, and bad news for you.'
The prisoner says, 'Okay. What's the bad news?'
'The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a stay of your execution.'
'Oh that's terrible. What possibly could be the good news?'
'The good news is that I got your voltage reduced!'
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