My boyfriend came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right.
When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs... he couldn't get back in.
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My Turn
Friday, 06 December 2002 08:45
Dick and Sandra were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. Sandra said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
"Uh huh," said Dick.
"Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Sandra .
"Uh huh," said Dick.
"And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked
Sandra.
"That's right," said Richard, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"
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