" Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. "
Fatal Things To Say
Thursday, 17 May 2001 08:45
If you're wife is pregnant....
"I finished the Oreos."
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a
"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
"Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl."
"Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit
from that Richard Simmons fella."
"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
"Get your *own* ice cream."
"Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
"Got milk ?"
"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
"You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."
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