" Fred pulled out to avoid a child, fell off the sofa and strained his ankle. "
Batter Up
Tuesday, 26 February 2008 04:20
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing.
The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your bat," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Feelings hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in Yankee Stadium."
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