My boyfriend came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right.
When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs... he couldn't get back in.
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Mum Knows
Tuesday, 27 June 2006 08:45
Tony man excitedly tells his mother he's
fallen in love and is going to get married.
Tony says, "Just for fun, Mum, I'm going to bring over two other female friends in addition to my fianc?e, and you have to try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The next day, Tony brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Mum. Guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."
"That's amazing! You're right, how did you know?"
His mother folds her arms across her chest and says, "I don't like her."
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