" My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. You know the ones that change color to reflect mood changes.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead. "
Blind Date
Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:45
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't
take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly
arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an
excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
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