" If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better? "
Wednesday, 01 February 2006 08:45
A man called into a local radio station and told the 'morning guys' that his wife had given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn't going to get any sex.
They asked him, 'How long do you think you'll be able to hold out?'
Reply: 'Until my girlfriend dies.'
|< Prev||Next >|