Jokes

Stop Shopping

Marriage and Relationships

Husband and wife were out shopping. After an indecent time of traipsing through malls into all sorts of shops, dear hubby was getting rather annoyed and wanted to get home. How was he going to stop his wife shopping? I know, he thought, I'll get her angry and she'll pack it in!

As they were walking through another shop he said to her, "You know, your butt is as big as a combine harvester." He got no response and the shopping continued.

Frustrated he said in the next shop, "You know dear, I think I was wrong. Your butt is as big as two combines!" Well, that did the trick and she packed it in.

Later that night when things had cooled down and they were in bed, hubby started to feel a little amorous and asked his wife, "How about it?"

Her reply was, "If you think I'm going to start up a million dollars worth of equipment to process half a corn cob you've got another thing coming!!"

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