" In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship them and a cat that will ignore them. "
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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