The best laughs

" You can't trample infidels when you are a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. "

Terrible News

Marriage and Relationships

Malborn sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.

"Give me the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked Malborn incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"It's of you and your mistress."

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