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" Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory." Peter came fifth and won a toaster. "

Lose Weight

Marriage and Relationships

Two housewives were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds."

"Why don't you just leave him then ?" asked her friend.

"Oh ! Not yet." the first replied, "I like to lose at least another ten to fifteen pounds first."

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