Jokes

Three Eggs

Marriage and Relationships

A travelling salesman was passing through a small outback town when he decided to rest for the night. On the outskirts, he stopped by a farmer's house to see if he could get a room for the night. The farmer agreed to let the stranger stay but warned him to keep away from his young daughter.

The salesman agreed but to make sure he kept his word, the farmer quietly placed three fresh eggs above his daughter's bedroom door.

If the eggs fell and broke, then the farmer would know the salesman had indulged in hanky-panky with her. Temptation got the best of the salesman and he snuck into the young girl's room and did his deed. Of course he broke all the eggs, so he and the girl spent the rest of the night cleaning up the mess, gluing the shells back together, then placing them back on the top of the door. The farmer got up the next morning and checked his daughter's room. All three eggs appeared to be in place.

He felt good about his daughter and the salesman and decided to fix them breakfast with the eggs he'd used. He cracked the first one. Nothing inside. It's the same with the second and third eggs.
The farmer thought, "I'm no dummy!"

He angrily stormed out of the house, stood on his porch and screamed, "OK, I wanna know the truth! Which one of you roosters is wearing a condom?!"

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