I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
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Supermarket
Thursday, 01 January 2004 08:45
man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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