" Dogs have Masters... Cats have STAFF "
Three Story House
Tuesday, 06 May 2003 08:45
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man says, "I live in a three-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a three-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the second story is ...'It's that time of the month."...and the third story is, ..." NO..we'll wake the children. ".
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