" Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, If it weren't for women Men's dicks would rust. "
Read Before Marriage
Tuesday, 05 September 2000 08:45
What do wives and proctologists have in common?
They always have to deal with a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between husbands and prisoners?
Prisoners complain behind bars. Husbands complain in them.
When does a man feel like watering the garden?
After having a six pack.
What's the difference between a happy marriage and a fairy tale?
Fairy tales happen at least once upon a time.
What do women and tax forms have in common?
Men love to cheat on them.
What does a married man say after sex?
Don't tell my wife.
What's the best part of marriage?
Why do husbands appreciate hell?
At least there, they know what they did wrong.
Remember: The Bible says to "Love thy neighbor," but make sure her husband isn't home first.
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