A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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Vacation
Tuesday, 05 September 2000 08:45
"Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"
"Yes, but I need a different suggestion."
"Go ahead ask me."
"You know last year you suggested Hawaii, and when I returned my wife was pregnant."
"Yes, but ..."
" And the year before you suggested Bermuda, and when I returned my wife was pregnant."
"Yes, but..."
"And the year before that, when I went to Bali, I returned and my wife was pregnant."
" Yes, but..."
"Well, could you suggest something cheaper this year so that I can bring her with me?"
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