On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
Jokes
Tee Shot
Monday, 02 September 2002 08:45
It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and he was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualising his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse speaker. "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee please go back up to the men's tee."
He was still deep into his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly go back up to the men's tee."
He simply ignored the voice and kept concentrating.
Once more the speaker blared, "Would the man on the woman's tee go back up to the men's tee, please!"
He finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike and shouted back, "Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut the hell up and let me play my second shot?"
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