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Two Sisters
Saturday, 01 June 2002 08:45
The matchmaker goes to see Mr. Billings, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
"Mr. Billings, you mustn't wait too long. I have exactly the little lady you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker.
"Don't bother," replies Mr. Billings, "I've got two sisters at home, who look after all my needs."
"That's all well and good," said the matchmaker, "but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."
"I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine!"
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