On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
Jokes
New Brothel
Friday, 10 May 2002 08:45
George meets his best friend Michael in the street and is very excited. Asked why, George tells Michael that he has heard of a brilliant new brothel.
"Why is it brilliant?" asks Michael.
George says, "Well you go in there at 9am, have all the sex you can handle until 12:30, stop for a 3 course lunch, and have all the sex you can cope with until 4.30pm. Then you have chocolate cake and coffee and just as you leave they give you $500 in your hand!"
"Jesus!" says Michael. "Where is this place?"
George says "I don't know, but I'll ask my wife tonight when she comes home."
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