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" My son went off all excited to play at the park with his new toy gun Came back an hour later with a French tour party that had surrendered to him "

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Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright", the clerk said, How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, "For a long time. ...We're gonna build a house."

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