Jokes

Parental Observations

Miscellaneous

- A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.

- A child will not spill things on a dirty floor.

- Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

- If a child looks like his father, that's heredity; if he looks like a neighbor, that's environment.

- If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

- It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

- It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

- One child is often not enough, but two children can be far too many.

- You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.

- The first sign of child maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

- There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.

- Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

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