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" What has A Tail, Big Nose and a Trunk?? A rat on vacation! "

Vacation Term Translation

Miscellaneous

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo...

Old world charm .......... No bath

Tropical ................. Rainy

Majestic setting ......... A long way from town

Options galore ........... Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway ........ Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms ..... Already occupied

Explore on your own ...... Pay for it yourself

No extra fees ............ No extras

Nominal fee .............. Outrageous charge

Standard.................. Sub-standard

Deluxe ................... Standard

Superior ................. One free shower cap

All the amenities ........ Two free shower caps

Plush .................... Top and bottom sheets

Gentle breezes ........... Occasional Gale-force winds

Light and airy............ No air conditioning

Picturesque .............. Theme park nearby

Open bar ................. Free ice cubes

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