" 'Boy, I feel a lot safer now that Martha Stewart is behind bars. OJ Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE WOMAN in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her butt off to jail "
My Oath To You
Tuesday, 26 December 2000 08:45
1) When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
2) When you are scared... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
3) When you are worried... I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
4) When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
5) When you are lost... I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.
6) When you are sick... I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god, and hand you a paper towel to wipe your mouth.
7) When you fall... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge till the end. Why? Because you're my friend.
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