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The Sheik

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Three american businessmen were on a trip to Saudi Arabia when they stumbled upon a harem filled with gorgeous girls. They went in and were getting really "friendly" with the harem-girls when the Sheik returned and caught them in the act.

He had them tied up and told them that they would each die in a manner befitting their professions.

"What is your profession?" He asked the first guy.

"I'm a policeman", he replied.

"His penis...Shoot it off!" the Sheik shreiked.

"You...What is your profession?" He then asked the second american.

"I'm a fireman.", he replied.

"His penis...Burn it off!" he bellowed.

The third guy simply stood there smiling.

"Why are you smiling?...Never mind. What is your profession?", the Sheik asked.

He gingerly replied, "I'm a lollipop salesman".

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